I'll be drunk again

sasscastle:

harry’s jealousy is loud

ifyoucarryonthisway:

how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

coepi:

things i am scared of doing: 

  • ordering food in a restaurant 
  • walking down a busy high street on my own 
  • talking to people on the phone 
  • eating in front of people 
  • asking for help in a shop 
  • meeting new people 
  • being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

the future looks bright for me 

  • me: omg i'm going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and i'll have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
  • me: is that cake

  • Liam and Niall: lets go into times square if we wear sunglasses no-one will recognise us!!!!!!
  • Liam and Niall: wHY ARE WE GETTING MOBBED how do you guys even know who we are we totally aren't in an internationally famous boyband?!?!

niallslaugh:

you’re in the hottest boyband atm, you go to TIMES SQUARE and expect people won’t notice you…

i question your intelligence…

honestly you´re number 1 boyband right now you can´t expect not to get mobbed… i understand the irritation and anger though 

inonedirectionselevator:

lovebitesfromliam:



PREACH
youhavethisaffectonme:

SO TRUE!

  • me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

sleepy-bird:

Harry in Use Somebody is the best thing that has happened to this world

youaremynirvana:

i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments 

i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13

and i’m like

OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE